Sunday, May 31, 2009

China Sudden Airlines 中国突然航空公司

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao operated by China Southern Airlines.

Read the inflight announcement below. It is hilarious.

"Good afternoon ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser, Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, i would like to welcome you onboard our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep your belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you enjoy your fright with us. Tank kill."

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