Crossing The Border

If you cross the North Korean border illegally

you will be forced into 12 years of hard labor

If you cross the Iranian border illegally

you will be detained indefinitely

If you cross the Afghan border illegally

you'll get shot

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally

you will be jailed

If you cross the Chinese border illegally

people may never hear from you ever again

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally

you will be branded as spy and jailed for life

If you cross the Cuban border illegally

you will be thrown into political jail to rot

If you cross the British border illegally

you will be arrested, sent to prison, prosecuted and then deported

However, if you're either an Indonesian or Filipino crossing the Malaysian border illegally, you will get :

- My PR (Malaysian permanent residency status)

- MyKad (if you are willing to fork out some money)

- A driving license (if you choose to have one)

- Voting rights

- Job reservation

- Special privilege to be legally recognized as Bumiputra

- Credit cards

- Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house

- Free education

- Free healthcare

- Possible placement into local public higher education instutions

- Entitle for PTPTN

and a whole lot more. Malaysia, what a great country ! Malaysia really BOLEH ya !