Things You Shouldn't do Inside the Cinema

Every time before a movie starts, there will always be a message telling you to switch off your cellphone so not to interrupt anyone inside the cinema watching the movie. However, most people do not actually switch off their cellphones. Instead, they just set their cellphones on silent mode. Alright, this will do too as long as there is no other sound when a movie is played other than sound from the movie itself or laughters from the audiences.

Anyway, here's the thing. Despite having set their cellphones on silent mode, there will always be some morons answering their cellphones whenever someone calls them. And this is not the only annoying incident i've encountered inside the cinema over and over again.

1. Cellphone

- As mentioned earlier, despite having set their cellphones on silent mode, there will always be morons answering their cellphones in the middle of the movie. May i ask you if you know why every time before a movie starts, there will always be a message asking you to switch off you cellphone ? So people won't hear your stupid or childish ringtone whenever a call or text is coming in ? Yeah, probably but that is not all. They are asking you to switch off your cellphone to prevent you from answering any calls at all so not to interrupt other people who paid for the movie tickets to enjoy a movie in tru-surround sound and not your not-so-beautiful voice. Instead of answering the phone, why can't you just send them a text to tell them that you'll return their calls later ?

2. Smartass Boyfriends

- Every time i go to watch a movie, there will always be these boyfriends who dream to become movie critics. They will talk so much, explain this and that to their girlfriends, telling their girlfriends this scene is stupid and so much more. Seriously dude, is your girlfriend a retard ? Because you sure make her looks like one.

3. Girls Who Talk Nonstop

- While they are many smartass boyfriends, there are just as many annoying girls who can't seem to keep their mouths shut too. They just talk and talk and talk. Sometimes it's about the movie and sometimes it could be other stuffs too totally unrelated to the movie. Oh my God, can someone please duct tape their mouths ?

4. Overly Done Expression

- Sex And The City 2 is rated SX18 because of the uncensored scenes such as the clearly visible woman's nipples and some other stuffs. The most annoying thing is that some girls made the sound "yerrr" or "aahhhh" whenever they see those things. Not too sure why is that but in my professional opinion, it's either they are having an orgasm or they are brain-damaged. Seriously, do you always make that kind of sounds whenever you are taking a shower ? That surely is a hell lot of orgasm in one day eh ?