Sunday, April 26, 2009

Poor Old Man

A Singaporean man died of a heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used a coke bottle to masturbate.

China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.

Doctor tried to alleviate the man's suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but no avail because by the time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him unable to urinate.

His misadventure later led to to other medical complications causing his death.


** I don't know which is more sad. Getting with his pants down with his dick stuck in a coke bottle or the fact that his dick is actually small enough to be inserted into a coke bottle. LOL ! 

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