Once a Bitch, Always a Bitch

A bitch is someone manipulative, destructive, slutty, vengeful, and above all will do whatever she has to when she needs to get something that she wants. A bitch is usually refers to the female species. For a guy, you call him dick, assume if he fits all the criteria mentioned.

Do you know what's the worst thing a bitch can say to you ? No. It's not degrading you. It's something else ...

High schools score the most bitches/dicks in the world. And the sad thing is, you do not stop bumping into bitches/dicks even if you have left high school for good. They are always around whether you like it or not.

Sometimes these people are so irritating that all of a sudden you hope Adolf Hitler was alive and he will track down all the bitches/dicks, squeeze them into an old smelly train and ship them off to Auschwitz Camp in Poland to put them to sleep for good. But then, does that make you a monster ? Not even close ! Most of us dare to say it but do not have the gut to do it. So at the end of the day, it's just a dream and will remain so for the rest of your life.

Anyway, the bottom line is that we should just take the high road and ignore them. Let them be whatever they want to be. Have some faith. Believe in karmic lesson.

The famous self-proclaimed bitch (she really is !!) on MTV

Exterior Shots of SS

Just want to show you some exterior shots of Suria Sabah i stole found off the net.

You Won't Know Whether to Laugh - or Cry

These are some answers given by students in Britain during exams. It shows that dumbed down exams are still too much for some. But then, you can't deny that these are some creative kids. LOL !

Apparently i've been living in Malaria in the last 21 years and i didn't even know it. LOL !

If you fail to get the jokes then i assume you too, must not be a very bright students back in school eh ? No offense.

Torture In Motion

Poor kids ! LOL !

A Visitor from Baghdad

This is so cool ! I actually got a visitor from Baghdad yesterday. And he or she wasn't the only one. I actually got visitors from all around the globe from USA, Ireland, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Finland, Australia, Macau and Pakistan even ! Many people seem to be interested in the shower facilities found on Emirates Airline Airbus A380-800, or The Dugong.

Okay, at least now i know my blog is not banned in the Middle-east because someone actually told me they can't access certain blogs there. LOL !

Youtube

Guys ! Here's my official Youtube page. The username is DeutschlandThe. Basically it means "The Germany" in English.

I have two other Youtube accounts but those are strictly used to diss other people or any super-duper stupid and lame videos i saw. LOL ! No. Have not done that yet. I mean to diss other people. May be someday i will. LOL !

Some screenshots of my personalized Youtube page.

@Mr Ng, please approve my request so i can add you into my buddy list.

Colony of British North Borneo Birth Certificate

I found this in my mother's closet. Thought i'll post it up here. It's a very rare piece of paper that was issued when Sabah (then known as British North Borneo) is still under British rule.

The first one belongs to my grandfather. Oh yeah, he is still alive and going strong hence the word "belongs" instead of "belonged". He was born in 1925 but only officially registered with the public registration department in 1954.

As you can see, he was born in Kuala Penyu. A small village not too far from Beaufort. His father's name is Tay Sin Tiap. A first generation migrant from Imperial China. China was still under the Machurian Qing dynasty rule when he fled Imperial China. His mother is a local Sino-Dusun named Wong Anggut.

This one belongs to my grandmother. She was born in Jesselton (now with the not so fancy name Kota Kinabalu, thanks to dumbo Harris i guess) in 1932. Her father is Chong Pon Soh, a second or third generation migrant from Imperial China. Her mother's name is Michino Hee. Her grandmother is a Japanese named Ochaiyi Shirakawa who came to Jesselton in the 18th century and eventually married with a local Sino-Native man hence the Japanese-sounding first name for her mother, or my great-grandmother.

Thanks to both my grandparents, i am accorded as Bumiputra under the Malaysian constitution and eligible to invest in Amanah Saham Bumiputra (ASB). HAHAHA