Don't Judge Too Quickly

Just focus starting from 0.57 minute till the end of the video clip. NEVER EVER JUDGE TOO QUICKLY !

Crossing The Border

If you cross the North Korean border illegally

you will be forced into 12 years of hard labor

If you cross the Iranian border illegally

you will be detained indefinitely

If you cross the Afghan border illegally

you'll get shot

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally

you will be jailed

If you cross the Chinese border illegally

people may never hear from you ever again

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally

you will be branded as spy and jailed for life

If you cross the Cuban border illegally

you will be thrown into political jail to rot

If you cross the British border illegally

you will be arrested, sent to prison, prosecuted and then deported

However, if you're either an Indonesian or Filipino crossing the Malaysian border illegally, you will get :

- My PR (Malaysian permanent residency status)

- MyKad (if you are willing to fork out some money)

- A driving license (if you choose to have one)

- Voting rights

- Job reservation

- Special privilege to be legally recognized as Bumiputra

- Credit cards

- Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house

- Free education

- Free healthcare

- Possible placement into local public higher education instutions

- Entitle for PTPTN

and a whole lot more. Malaysia, what a great country ! Malaysia really BOLEH ya !

Things You Shouldn't do Inside the Cinema

Every time before a movie starts, there will always be a message telling you to switch off your cellphone so not to interrupt anyone inside the cinema watching the movie. However, most people do not actually switch off their cellphones. Instead, they just set their cellphones on silent mode. Alright, this will do too as long as there is no other sound when a movie is played other than sound from the movie itself or laughters from the audiences.

Anyway, here's the thing. Despite having set their cellphones on silent mode, there will always be some morons answering their cellphones whenever someone calls them. And this is not the only annoying incident i've encountered inside the cinema over and over again.

1. Cellphone

- As mentioned earlier, despite having set their cellphones on silent mode, there will always be morons answering their cellphones in the middle of the movie. May i ask you if you know why every time before a movie starts, there will always be a message asking you to switch off you cellphone ? So people won't hear your stupid or childish ringtone whenever a call or text is coming in ? Yeah, probably but that is not all. They are asking you to switch off your cellphone to prevent you from answering any calls at all so not to interrupt other people who paid for the movie tickets to enjoy a movie in tru-surround sound and not your not-so-beautiful voice. Instead of answering the phone, why can't you just send them a text to tell them that you'll return their calls later ?

2. Smartass Boyfriends

- Every time i go to watch a movie, there will always be these boyfriends who dream to become movie critics. They will talk so much, explain this and that to their girlfriends, telling their girlfriends this scene is stupid and so much more. Seriously dude, is your girlfriend a retard ? Because you sure make her looks like one.

3. Girls Who Talk Nonstop

- While they are many smartass boyfriends, there are just as many annoying girls who can't seem to keep their mouths shut too. They just talk and talk and talk. Sometimes it's about the movie and sometimes it could be other stuffs too totally unrelated to the movie. Oh my God, can someone please duct tape their mouths ?

4. Overly Done Expression

- Sex And The City 2 is rated SX18 because of the uncensored scenes such as the clearly visible woman's nipples and some other stuffs. The most annoying thing is that some girls made the sound "yerrr" or "aahhhh" whenever they see those things. Not too sure why is that but in my professional opinion, it's either they are having an orgasm or they are brain-damaged. Seriously, do you always make that kind of sounds whenever you are taking a shower ? That surely is a hell lot of orgasm in one day eh ?

¡Viva España!

I was in KL last weekend and inside my hotel room, the television set in there has this Spanish television channel named TVE and they kept repeating the scene where the Spanish team scored a goal during the match with Germany. They also kept repeating the scene where Paul the octopus picked Spain over Netherlands for the last ever match. This surely caught my attention as i've heard and read a lot about this Paul the octopus.

So, believe it or not, i actually stayed awake until 2.30am (12 July 2010, GMT +8) just to see the match. Football is just not my cup of tea but i was really interested to know if Paul the octopus will indeed nail it for the 8th consecutive time. And of course, i was rooting for Spain during the whole duration of the match. Anyone would be stupid not too ... even the Dutch knew the Spaniards are the favorites. Robin van Persie admitted this during an interview a day before the match.

Anyway, i really did glue myself to the television from start till the whistle was blown signaling the end of FIFA 2010 around 4.45am (GMT +8). Never have i thought the match will go on for so long and it has started to become very boring that i no longer root for any particular team and all i wanted was either team just kick one ball in and voilà, the match ends and i can finally go to bed. Then all of a sudden, a ball was goaled in the last 4 minutes of the extra time. Even Queen Sofia was shocked because somehow, i guess everyone was really annoyed and bored already since it's been so long since the match started yet no one scores a ball until now. Yayyyyyyyy !!! Paul the octopus was right !!!

It was my first time watching the entire football match. Will i do it again ? Bet you i will ! It is actually quite a fun sport and i'll watch a football match over basketball any day !

By the way, aren't footballers supposed to be very tough ? Am i the only one who seems to think that they purposely fall down most of the time ? Because the screaming and facial expression they did were all over the top. That was just cheap ! I will go to Brazil to go for the FIFA 2014 and this is exactly what i'll be doing (see below).

And here you go, the man who made Reino de España proud, Andres Iniesta.

And below is the captain of the Spanish team, Iker Casillas who kissed her girlfriend right in front of live national television right after they won the game.

How the Hell Did He Do that ?

It surely did catch everyone's attention passing by ... The guy in the video is a Dutch illusionist, Mr. Ramana. He was hired by Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij (KLM Royal Dutch Airlines) to demonstrate just how comfy the new Economy Comfort is ... but the thing is ... there wasn't even a chair.

This video was shot in Manchester Airport, UK.

Losing Your Virginity

I've long been wondering if the stories of all the American high school TV series i've been watching in the last 10 years are in any way over-exaggerated. Yeah ... it's been that long and i guess i have finally found the answer to my curiosity. I understand that the answer we get here today may not apply to everyone in the West in general but i suppose the reality shouldn't be too far off.

This video clip i am about to show you guys was recorded from a Taiwanese talk show. So, where you may have seen the guy being interviewed in the video ? You probably have seen him in a few Taiwanese idol dramas and several Taiwainese talk shows on Astro. His name is Godfrey Tsao. His real Chinese name is 曹志翔 but he is using the stage name 高以翔 in Taiwan. He was born in Taiwan but migrated to Vancouver, Canada when he was 10-year-old. Malaysia is no stranger to him as he used to come to Malaysia a lot when he was young because his mother is a Malaysian. His father on the other hand, is a true Shanghainese, born and bred in the Mainland China (PRC).

Anyway, from what we've seen on tv is that most people in the West first encountered sex when they were still adolescents. So, how true is that ? Find out in the video clip below. The main point is between 0:30 - 1.30. After you've watched the video clip, please click on the "comment" of this post.

BKI-SIN-TPE-PVG-TPE-SIN-BKI

KOTA KINABALU - SINGAPORE

Date : 1 September 2010

Flight No : MH637 (**transit in Kuching)

STD : 1000

STA : 1330

Class : Economy

A/C Type : 734

SINGAPORE - TAIPEI
Date : 6 September 2010

Flight No : BR226

STD : 1310

STA : 1745

Flying Hour : 4 hours 35 minutes

Class : Elite Class (Premium Economy)

A/C Type : 77W

TAIPEI - SHANGHAI

Date : 12 September 2010

Flight No : CI501

STD : 0905

STA : 1050

Flying Time : 1 hour 45 minutes

Class : Economy

A/C Type : 744

SHANGHAI - TAIPEI

Date : 18 September 2010

Flight No : CI502

STD : 1205

STA : 1350

Flying Time : 1 hour 45 minutes

Class : Economy

A/C Type : 744

TAIPEI - SINGAPORE

Date : 19 September 2010

Flight No : BR225

STD : 0740

STA : 1200

Flying Time : 4 hours 20 minutes

Class : Elite Class (Premium Economy)

A/C Type : 77W

SINGAPORE - KOTA KINABALU
Date : 20 September 2010

Flight No : MH639 (**transit in Kuching)

STD : 1335

STA : 1715

Class : Economy

A/C : 734