Things You Shouldn't do Inside the Cinema

Every time before a movie starts, there will always be a message telling you to switch off your cellphone so not to interrupt anyone inside the cinema watching the movie. However, most people do not actually switch off their cellphones. Instead, they just set their cellphones on silent mode. Alright, this will do too as long as there is no other sound when a movie is played other than sound from the movie itself or laughters from the audiences.

Anyway, here's the thing. Despite having set their cellphones on silent mode, there will always be some morons answering their cellphones whenever someone calls them. And this is not the only annoying incident i've encountered inside the cinema over and over again.

1. Cellphone

- As mentioned earlier, despite having set their cellphones on silent mode, there will always be morons answering their cellphones in the middle of the movie. May i ask you if you know why every time before a movie starts, there will always be a message asking you to switch off you cellphone ? So people won't hear your stupid or childish ringtone whenever a call or text is coming in ? Yeah, probably but that is not all. They are asking you to switch off your cellphone to prevent you from answering any calls at all so not to interrupt other people who paid for the movie tickets to enjoy a movie in tru-surround sound and not your not-so-beautiful voice. Instead of answering the phone, why can't you just send them a text to tell them that you'll return their calls later ?

2. Smartass Boyfriends

- Every time i go to watch a movie, there will always be these boyfriends who dream to become movie critics. They will talk so much, explain this and that to their girlfriends, telling their girlfriends this scene is stupid and so much more. Seriously dude, is your girlfriend a retard ? Because you sure make her looks like one.

3. Girls Who Talk Nonstop

- While they are many smartass boyfriends, there are just as many annoying girls who can't seem to keep their mouths shut too. They just talk and talk and talk. Sometimes it's about the movie and sometimes it could be other stuffs too totally unrelated to the movie. Oh my God, can someone please duct tape their mouths ?

4. Overly Done Expression

- Sex And The City 2 is rated SX18 because of the uncensored scenes such as the clearly visible woman's nipples and some other stuffs. The most annoying thing is that some girls made the sound "yerrr" or "aahhhh" whenever they see those things. Not too sure why is that but in my professional opinion, it's either they are having an orgasm or they are brain-damaged. Seriously, do you always make that kind of sounds whenever you are taking a shower ? That surely is a hell lot of orgasm in one day eh ?

¡Viva España!

I was in KL last weekend and inside my hotel room, the television set in there has this Spanish television channel named TVE and they kept repeating the scene where the Spanish team scored a goal during the match with Germany. They also kept repeating the scene where Paul the octopus picked Spain over Netherlands for the last ever match. This surely caught my attention as i've heard and read a lot about this Paul the octopus.

So, believe it or not, i actually stayed awake until 2.30am (12 July 2010, GMT +8) just to see the match. Football is just not my cup of tea but i was really interested to know if Paul the octopus will indeed nail it for the 8th consecutive time. And of course, i was rooting for Spain during the whole duration of the match. Anyone would be stupid not too ... even the Dutch knew the Spaniards are the favorites. Robin van Persie admitted this during an interview a day before the match.

Anyway, i really did glue myself to the television from start till the whistle was blown signaling the end of FIFA 2010 around 4.45am (GMT +8). Never have i thought the match will go on for so long and it has started to become very boring that i no longer root for any particular team and all i wanted was either team just kick one ball in and voilà, the match ends and i can finally go to bed. Then all of a sudden, a ball was goaled in the last 4 minutes of the extra time. Even Queen Sofia was shocked because somehow, i guess everyone was really annoyed and bored already since it's been so long since the match started yet no one scores a ball until now. Yayyyyyyyy !!! Paul the octopus was right !!!

It was my first time watching the entire football match. Will i do it again ? Bet you i will ! It is actually quite a fun sport and i'll watch a football match over basketball any day !

By the way, aren't footballers supposed to be very tough ? Am i the only one who seems to think that they purposely fall down most of the time ? Because the screaming and facial expression they did were all over the top. That was just cheap ! I will go to Brazil to go for the FIFA 2014 and this is exactly what i'll be doing (see below).

And here you go, the man who made Reino de España proud, Andres Iniesta.

And below is the captain of the Spanish team, Iker Casillas who kissed her girlfriend right in front of live national television right after they won the game.

How the Hell Did He Do that ?

It surely did catch everyone's attention passing by ... The guy in the video is a Dutch illusionist, Mr. Ramana. He was hired by Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij (KLM Royal Dutch Airlines) to demonstrate just how comfy the new Economy Comfort is ... but the thing is ... there wasn't even a chair.

This video was shot in Manchester Airport, UK.